Snittens –The Original Snot Mittens–are the funny but functional gift for the guy who spends time in the great outdoors in the winter. If you are running, hiking, or skiing, or even working or standing in the cold, your eyes start to water and your nose starts to run. What to do, what to do. Packing and USING TISSUES is too inconvenient…and what are you going to do with all that snot-soaked tissue dissolving into your pocket? CARRYING A HANDKERCHIEF is cool…if you’re a great grandpa, if you even own one. Hacking is disgusting. Sometimes effective, but always disgusting. There seem to be two options left: You can USE YOUR SLEEVE (very gross) or just LET IT RUN ONTO YOUR UPPER LIP and around (or across) your mouth and freeze in place (hello snotsicle). There were no good options…until now. Introducing Snittens–The Original Snot Mittens, a convenient, easy place to place your snot and tears when you are outside in the cold. Snittens are made of a PROPRIETARY MATERIAL designed to give you MAXIMUM ABSORBENCY and GOOD THERMAL PROPERTIES. The material is very DURABLE and can withstand repetitive teasing and washing in detergent and hot water (please wash your Snittens after each use and before shaking hands with your bro). They are built to absorb and built to last. As a funny gift for men or a great gag gift, Snittens are entertaining and handy (no pun intended), and are a perfect gift for Christmas, Father’s Day, 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th but not 80th birthdays (Octogenarians should be somewhere warm and dry this time of year and not outside with the rest of us fools). Anyway, buy ‘em, wear ‘em and wash ‘em. Thanks.
A**R
GREAT gift for runners!!!! Hilarious for "those in the nose" runners! My guys LOVED it!!!!
When I gave this to my runner friend, he laughed out loud and he never laughs at anything!!! Not only that, but they're functional as well, so he can share with others with "Snittens" really means.... Great purchase!!!
G**N
Very funny!
Big hit at my “As seen on tv” gift exchange! Hilarious!
K**T
GREAT Gag Gift!!!
Boss is leaving Hawaii for North Dakota. This was a GREAT Gag Gift that he can probably actually use in the cold North Dakota climate. It was a big success.
W**L
Great humorous gift for your favorite outdoors person
This was a funny Christmas gift for our son-in-law. It worked as intended. We all got a great laugh, including him.
M**S
A surprisingly good gift!
I got these for a couple of hunters that are hard to buy for. They really seemed to like these mittens and the whole concept!
A**.
Fun gift!
I got these as a gift and my dad just freakin loved them. He called me right away to let me know he already "broke them in" and was planning to show his friends at a Christmas party later that day. A fun gift for those with a sense of humor. Oh, and the plus side is they are super soft and comfy, so they're functional (according to my dad, at least) as well as punny.
N**Y
Problem Solved!
My husband loves these! Sinus problems make these gloves necessary!
A**R
Too Funny
Gave these to my son for christmas. We laughed. They are very soft though. Too Funny. They probably would be very absorbable. He will keep them in his truck or garage for emergencies.
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